As happens every year, Spring is coming upon us. For most of the US it’s a time of frolicking through meadows of freshly bloomed flowers and flying kites in the park. For us in Mississippi, it’s a fight for survival and control of the skies as the giant yellow menace descends upon us: Pollen.
Folks arise in the morning to find their red trucks turned Green as the yellow pollen simply coats everything in sight with a miserable yellow powder that can send even the most hearty sinuses into clogged sneezing frenzies. The putrid yellow powder doesn’t discriminate as it sends hundreds of Mississippians into sneezing and sniffling fits, and the Doctors rake in the dough as they prescribe antihistamine after antihistamine.
Of course, I’m suffering through this as well. I sit here at my desk constantly sniffling and coughing, woozy in a Dayquil-induced waking coma, barely aware of what’s going on around me. I feel like my head is wrapped in a towel, barely able to breath and hardly awake. It’s a miserable time, and it seems noone is immune. To compound the problem this year, Mississippi is in a drought. If you don’t understand the signifigance, it means 2 things. First, the rain does an excellent job of pulling the pollen from the air and sticking it back to the ground and trees where it belongs. Second, it means that us citizens must not only ciontend with Pollen, but simple Dust as well.
Hopefully the old Adage will come true and April Showers will bring May Flowers.
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