I just saw that they’re turning everyone’s favorite hyperactive mexican freedom-fighting mouse into a movie.  But check out this description?

“Speedy s going to be a misunderstood boy who comes from a family that works in a very meticulous setting and he s a little too fast for what they do ” said Anne Lopez. “He makes a mess of that. So he has to go out in the world to find what he s good at.” That path becomes clearer once Speedy befriends a gun-shy race-car driver.

Have these people never seen the cartoon?? They’ve taken a simple “fast mouse”, and turned it into an ADHD emo kid (voiced by George Lopez??) that becomes a Race Car driver.  In the interest of education, here is the real Speedy Gonzales.

It didn’t work for Garfield, it didn’t work for Rocky & Bullwinkle.

via New Line Making Speedy Gonzales Movie – ComingSoon.net.

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