Updated 6/14, with the Police Report
True story, from 1 hour ago. So I’m at home today, all by myself, just chilling with lunch in front of the TV. Everything good, right? Right as I start to enjoy Dirty Jobs, I hear a helicopter outside. No biggie, I hear them alot. The local news channels run helicopters alot, and we’re fairly close to the airport. No biggie.
About 30-45 minutes later, I notice I’m still hearing that helicopter. It seems to be making laps around the house. I poke my head out the back door and notice this balding white guy crouched behind the fence between myself and my neighbors. He pops his head up, and pulls himself up onto the fence. He stops for a few minutes, trying to figure out what to do. By this point, Daisy is going nuts barking and growling from the safe distance of the porch. I don’t recognize the guy, the family next door is black so he doesn’t really belong. I walk out the back door (like an idiot) and start to walk over to him. He quickly jumps the fence into the neighbors yard, and walks around to the other side, and I don’t see him any more.
So, I go back inside and go through the garage out to the front door. Sure enough, the helicopter is still circling, getting lower and close to the house with every pass. I look down the road and see the neighbor’s minivan parked in their driveway, with someone in the driver’s seat on their cell phone. I look a little further down and see everyone standing in their driveways, on cell phones. What the hell is going on?
Finally, it hits me. I grab my phone and call the local police department.
Operator: Clinton police department, how can I help you?
Me: There’s a helicopter that’s been circling over my house for the last hour or so and I was ..
Operator: (concerned) Sir, where do you live?
Me: (give her the street name)
Operator: Sir, get inside your house and lock the doors.. We have the situation under control.
Me: uhhhhh… Would you be looking for a balding white guy with a blue t-shirt & blue pants with a yellow stripe?
Operator: Yes sir, we already have units dispatched to your area.. Remain inside your house.
*click*
Sure enough, soon as I hang up the phone I see 3 squad cars screaming down the street to lock up the tires at the dead end. They all file out and pour into the woods. I go back inside, lock up, and wait. Sure enough, about 20 minutes later the cops come back out of the woods and drive away. I call the police dept back, and they’ve caught the guy.
A few minutes later I see the neighbors come back outside to enjoy an afternoon in the pool. I walk over..
Me: You guys ok?
Neighbors: Yeah.. How ya doin?
Me: Did they catch the guy?
Neighbors: Yeah, my husband says they did.. Is that why the cops were here?
Me: Yeah, you didn’t see him in your backyard?
Neighbors: (dumb stare) What?
Me: He jumped the fence and ran into your backyard..
Neighbors: What?
They had no idea he was that close. Apparently the wife/mother was inside the house, asleep during all this. One of her friends was the driver of the minivan in the driveway, sitting there trying to reach her inside while this was going on.. Neither of them knowing the guy was less than 20 feet away, in their backyard. They were visibly upset about the whole situation, and I had to give them all the details. Including the fact that he took something from their backyard and/or threw something into their pool (I don’t know what, just saw him kneel down to get it).
So, the situation is over now, but I’m still pretty shaken up. If I hadn’t been home, would he have come into our backyard? Would he have come into our house? Daisy seemed to slow him down a bit, but he didn’t actually go away until I stuck my head out. I’ve got alot to think about now… Home Defense, Alarms, etc… This week just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
Update: 6/14/2007
The weekly Clinton newspaper finally ran, and in the police reports I found this:
A Trout, La., man has been charged with eluding police after leading Clinton police on a foot chase.
Hinds County sheriff deputies and the Metro One helicopter helped Clinton officers spot John Paul Bell, 38, in the early hours June 10 after he allegedly pointed a weapon at Clinton police officer Darin Lofton.
Police received a call that a man was jumping in front of I-20 traffic about 11:30 p.m. June 9. When Lofton responded, Bell began running, turned and pointed some type of weapon at Lofton and then ran off again, according to reports
Three hours later, Bell was captured near the Abby Oak area of Trailwood subdivision. He allegedly had a pellet gun in his possession.
He has been charged with eluding police, resisting arrest and simple assault by physical menace. Bond was set at $2,000. As of Monday morning, Bell was hospitalized at the University of Mississippi Medical Center for psychiatric treatment, according to police reports.
That’s an exact cut-n-paste of the article, although I think they got some of their dates/times mixed up. i think he started jumping in front of traffic atound 11:30 AM, and I have no idea what they mean about June 10th. Nonetheless, it sounds like it was just a random crazy guy in the area.
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