Science Badges
Thanks to a link on Slashdot, I just found out about the "Order of the Science Scouts of Exemplary Repute and Above Average Physique". It’s a long winded name, yes, but they have a collection of "Badges" that members can earn based on their previous scientific experiences. The list is pretty varied, but I thought i’ld collect all the ones I’ve earned here for a fun list.
I put them as a table, so to keep from hogging my frontpage, click thru..[tag:sciencescouts][tag:badges]
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The "talking science" badge. Required for all members. Assumes the recipient conducts himself/herself in such a manner as to talk science whenever he/she gets the chance. Not easily fazed by looks of disinterest from friends or the act of "zoning out" by well intentioned loved ones. |
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The "I blog about science" badge. In which the recipient maintains a blog where at least a quarter of the material is about science. Suffice to say, this does not include scientology. |
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The "I’m pretty confident around an open flame" badge. Recipients have demonstrated proficiency around open flames in laboratory settings. |
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The "my degree inadvertantly makes me competent in fixing household appliances" badge. Not necessarily a good thing. |
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The "has frozen stuff just to see what happens" badge (LEVEL I) In which the recipient has frozen something in the freezer for the sake of scientific curiosity. |
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The "I bet I know more computer languages than you, and I’m not afraid to talk about it" badge. It could get ugly when two or more of these recipients get together. |
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The "I’ve done science with no concievable practical application" badge. There are probably more who are deserving of this badge than you would expect. |
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The "I know what a tadpole is" badge. In which the recipient knows what a tadpole is. |
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The "I’m a scientist who is fundamentally opposed to administrative duties" badge. Presumably a badge with a consensus even stronger than that seen in the global warming arena. |
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The "experienced with electrical shock" badge (LEVEL III) In which the recipient has had experience with the electrical shocking of himself/herself. Note: I actually quality for 1, 2, & 3.. but I think higher numbers imply all the lower ones. |
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The "I’m into telescopes astro" badge (LEVEL I) In which the recipient has used a telescope to view celestial objects. |
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The "statistical linear regression" badge. We figured that if you actually know what those three words together mean, then you deserve a badge. Statistics rock! |
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The "I’ve set fire to stuff" badge (LEVEL I). In which the recipient has set fire to stuff, all in the name of general scientific curiosity. |













